A wise man once said, "Live every week like it's Shark Week." That man was Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock, and his words are powerful. While I wholeheartedly believe in living every week like those magical seven days of shark-filled television bliss, I also believe in going all out for the real deal. And Shark Week is here, people. Turn on The Discovery Channel and soak it all up. And then, during commercial breaks, do a little online shopping, like for these 10 funny shark products — guaranteed to take your Shark Week to the next level.
CNN posted the full Shark Week line-up, and the anticipation is building. There will be cameos from Guy Fieri and the stars of Shark Tank! There is Cash Cab: Shark Week Edition! There is a show called Naked and Afraid of Sharks!There is a program (and this is the one I'm most excited for) called Sharkwrecked where, according to The Discovery Channel website, "Paul de Gelder and James Glancy spend 48 hours shipwrecked. With no food, or water, the physical condition worsens, and the risk of shark attack rises. How will the sharks behave? And will the men get attacked?" My adrenaline is pumping just reading the description. The only thing that can make this week even better? Basically any of the products below.