If you've ever been pregnant, you know that people love to tell you everything they've ever learned about pregnancy and having babies from the Internet. You'll get a long list of "advice" and "opinions", but nothing beats when someone flat out asks you if you're with child. I mean, that's going against all etiquette laws, right? But because people don't care about protocol and are going to ask, you need some creative ways to answer the question "are you pregnant?"
Of course, how you answer depends on whether or not y0u're actually pregnant and how you're feeling about intrusive questions. Some people are totally stoked to have a perfect stranger comment on their reproductive system, and others are kind of meh about the whole thing. But I think we can all agree that asking a woman if she's pregnant is the ultimate sin. I think the rule is something like you can only ask if the baby is actually crowning out of her vagina. And even then, you might want to bite your tongue.
It's such a sensitive subject between infertility, body image, and wanting to keep a pregnancy secret. Unless you're that excited lady who's ready to share the news, you might feel a little weird that anyone thought to comment on you and your body. So no matter what side you're on, here's 15 ways to answer the question, "Are you pregnant?" I can't guarantee that some of these won't make the person who asked you cry.