Oh parenting. It presents more challenges than anyone could imagine before they embark on this particular journey. From learning how to get baby food out of a silk blouse, to navigating the world of mom groups, it can get dicey. One thing I didn't expect to change as much as it did was my sex life. Sure, I understood I'd have less sex for a while, but I didn't realize that I would need to have silent "going to wake the baby" sex for years after. But I found a solution to one problem. Here are some quiet vibrators for when you want to get off without alerting the household.
It is my opinion that every sexual person should have a good vibrator. It doesn't matter your gender orientation or sexuality — they are an essential item in your grown up toy box. Vibration is fun. Just the knowledge that it is in your arsenal can really up the ante in your sex life, whether you're using it solo or with a partner. The vibrations add an extra layer of sexiness. However, they can also be really loud. Cheaper versions can sound like a possessed electric toothbrush that someone's plugged into a car battery; it's not very incognito. Thankfully, there are better ones on the market that won't give away what's going on behind closed doors.