I'll start this list with something affordable — a cute pink baby bottle you can purchase at your local Walgreens. This baby bottle is touted as the new "Natural Feel Baby Bottle." It's made from soft, hygienic silicone, it's BPA free, and it's "fully compliant to FDA & CPSIA standards," according to the description. There's a colic-preventing air-vent system, a flexible body, and a wide mouth for easy cleaning (so you don't have to worry if there's any pesky mold lurking anywhere). This bottle also has a "no-drip design." The material feels like soft skin, and it has a "natural shape and curve," for your baby to enjoy.

In addition to Walgreen's, you can purchase this bottle brand at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Walmart.

Not only is this bouncer stylish and sleek as hell, but it looks like it works and is safe to boot. According to the description, "The Coco Stylewood belongs in contemporary living spaces..." Do you have a contemporary living space and an eye for style where a Graco bouncer just won't do? This may be the sleek bouncer for you. In addition to being nice to look at, it's got a plush, organic cotton front-facing seat pad; a 5-point safety harness; low VOC baby-safe finishes; and it's free of lead, BPA, phthalates, PVS, formaldehyde, and flame retardants. Express your "new family's sense of identity," with this contemporary bouncer. No cute monkeys, puppies, or elephants here.

You can purchase this bouncer at Nordstrom, Amazon, Albee Baby, and The Tot.

Burt's Bees Baby makes some pretty cozy and sweet baby and pregnancy products. In fact, as for the pregnancy line, I'm currently in love with the Burt's Bees Mama Bee Belly Butter. But I digress, because who cares what I think, this is all about Kim K, right?

These particular burp cloths are simple, elegant, white, and made from 100 percent organic cotton. It's soft and gentle for your baby if they have sensitive skin, and extra absorbent to boot.

To get Kim K's pick, you'll have to go to the Burt's Bees website. But if you want other colors, you can get them at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Of course Kim K would love a blanket where in the description it says, "Celebrate baby's first luxury." It is pretty d*mn cute, though. It's a sweet gift and special keepsake that your baby (and you, let's be real) can cherish. It even says, "My First Blanket," on the satin frame.

Purchase this luxuriously soft blanket at houzz, Little Giraffe, or a similar style at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

This organic nursing pillow cover is made with 100 percent organic cotton, and "extra-soft bamboo," which is free of preservatives and chemicals. According to the description, the cover material is "grown using methods that have a low impact on the environment and reduce the use of toxic pesticides and fertilizers."

You can purchase the pillow cover itself on Amazon, and the pillow at Buy Buy Baby, Babies R Us, Target, and Walmart.

There are no pesky holes in this teether, so you don't have a Sophie the Giraffe Toy problem. According to the description, this teether toy is made from 100 percent pure rubber from Hevea trees, "which is safe, sustainable, and non-toxic." They use whimsy designs from the 70s and 80s, and this broccoli is no different. It almost looks good enough to eat, and it's biodegradable, non-toxic, hand-painted (with food-grade dyes), BPA free, and PVC free.

You can purchase your own Brucy on The Tot, and Minou Kids.

Once again, Kim K's choice for baby gear is stylish, sleek and modern. This activity gym has a light and airy design, with light natural pine wood, and minimalistic, soothing colored toys. According to the description, "The modern design and neutral palette allows our baby gym to be a peaceful and stylish addition to your home without the overpowering presence of typical children's gear," because screw fun, vibrant, primary colors and gaudy baby stuff, am I right? Obviously, I'm kidding. Bring on the Fisher Price "gaudy" colored gadgets and toys for me.

The Clover & Birch Activity Gym's size and storage capabilities are perfect for a small apartment or small house. Also, the edges are smooth, soft and rounded for complete safety, and since it's made out of wood, it's BPA free.

Unclear whether fancy faux fur rug is included.

You can purchase this elegant activity gym on the Clover & Birch website, The Tot, The Green Nursery, and Sugar Babies.

If elegance, luxury, and expensive are your style, or you just truly love these product faves of Kim K, these baby "essentials" are a must have. For the rest of us, well, we'll take a few, too.

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