Halloween
Mix up the scary with a little silly.
Halloween is known for a lot of things (think creepy crawly horror goodness), but what it isn’t necessarily known for are belly laughs. But infusing some hilarity into the holiday can add a whole other element of entertainment (and potential bonding) with your child that you might not expect. So get ready to bust a gut — literally — with these Halloween knock knock jokes for kids.
If you thought the only goal for Halloween was to score a ton of candy, well, you’re partially right. Sure, getting a sack full of treats is fun, but what’s funnier is whipping out a knock knock joke to get everyone giggling. But where would your child get to use said gags? Well, lots of places, from creating their costumes to their Halloween party in school. They can call up the grandparents and treat them to a knock knock joke in the days leading up to All Hallow’s Eve. And your kid can be a jokester when they substitute the standard “Trick or treat!” with a knock knock joke as they’re literally knocking on doors while trick or treating. And who knows, maybe they’ll get even more candy because of it.
That’s why these knock knock jokes about witches, skeletons, ghosts, and more are all treats — and that’s no trick.
1
A knock knock joke with a sneeze
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat!
Bat who?
Bless you!
2
A Zombie knock knock joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?
3
A Costume knock knock joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water are you going to be for Halloween?
4
An impatient knock knock joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cannit!
Cannit who?
Cannit just be Halloween already?
5
A knock knock joke that’s sure to get a snicker
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Which house has the full sized candy bars?
6
A Ghostly knock knock joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost!
Ghost who?
No, ghosts say boo!
7
A Dracula knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!
8
A Frankenstein knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
9
A witchy knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
10
A split personality knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!
11
A vampire knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Getyur.
Getyur who?
Getyur fangs outta my neck!
12
A slimey knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that monster over there?
13
A toothy knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
14
A classic knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
15
A groan-worthy knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
16
A lovely knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
17
A candy coated knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
18
An ice cream knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
19
A smelly feet knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
20
A boo who knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
21
An invitation to go trick-or-treating knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?
22
An eager trick-or-treater knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
23
A kid who wants their candy knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?
24
A punny Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?
25
Don’t touch my candy Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!
26
A demanding trick-or-treater Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
27
A helpful trick-or-treater Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it's broken!
28
A full moon Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
29
A Happy Howloween Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wolves Say.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!
30
A candy-themed Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
31
A Halloween knock knock joke for the day after
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!
32
A timely Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween.
33
A Halloween knock knock joke that’s almost impossible to imagine
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen Halloween without trick or treating.
34
A handsome Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.
35
A Halloween knock knock joke for kids to tell when someone won’t open their door
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie Who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
36
A garlic-inspired Halloween knock knock joke
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away.
And there you have it: A hearty list of Halloween knock knock jokes that’ll get your child some extra smiles — and hopefully a whole lot more candy for cracking people up.
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